Dateline: Distant future. Interstellar travel is real, humanity makes contact with lifeforms from distant stars.
"Hold on, a sec, human. Our sun — the thing with numerous planets orbiting it, each with countless lifeforms, cultures, histories, and civilizations — that was all just *a point on some guy's BELT* to you?"
The very tiny home of CaptainSpam and all the various goings on at Exclaim Industries (which is just CaptainSpam).